Oh, pretty privateer
Pretty please won’t you
Plunder me for all the
Pathetic pennies I am
Worth,
Worthy wanderer of the
Seven seas, sail aside my silly
Ship.
I’m the Royal Navy, naïve,
You’re out to get me,
Maritime Marauder,
Make me your
Cannon fodder, plonker and
Plank
Come walk all over me.
And free me from this fruitless
Vessel,
Bloody booty-full
Freebooter, nightmare and
Mariner.
Argh!
Shiver me timbers!
Tickle me pink!
Perky pirate,
Please let me sink!
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