Little Miss Trouble,

Maddening morsel,

Oh boy!

You’re like a Cadbury’s Double Decker,

Undoubtedly delightful,

But twice the carnage,

Sugar-coated sweetheart,

Caramella Bella, well I never,

Let us have a nibble!


‘Cos I’ve got a sweet tooth,

You toothsome snicker-snack,

Snackbar queen,

Too glamorous for a vending machine,

Too pricey for a pound shop,

But all too fleeting for me,

Passing fondant fancy,

You wouldn’t even touch the sides!


And as it is, it’s such a shame

That I ain’t looking for

Something just to keep the hunger at bay,

Oh no!

I need a girl who can fill me up!