Have you heard of Libby Longlegs?

The Ginny Spinner of Spennymoor,

Spinning top,

She’ll make your eyes pop,

Oh, her hips are so hypnotic!


Yes, you could watch her for years,

And that’s no exaggeration,

Like Newton’s cradle,

She’s oh so captivating,

But boy, she’d be wasted in an office!


That string bean-splendour, spinal-bender,

With pins that could stretch further than

Streatham High Road and back,

Elastic-fantastic, tangfastic lover,

She’ll play havoc with your parotids!


Oh Libby Longlegs,

She’s always one stride ahead,

But she won’t walk all over you,

No, she’ll leapfrog you instead!