Oh!
Let me enjoy the sweet taste of revenge,
And steal a kiss from the
Kleptomaniac’s
Lips.
Who says that it’s all doom and gloom
For Charles’ son and heir,
Since sleight of hand at noble loom
Can recompense for lack of hair!
Oh sweet love,
Please lend me your lips,
So I can taste the
Bleeding heart of a nectarine
One last time.
Boy, those male escorts never chip in for rent.
Insolent child,
Russian doll,
You’re so full of yourself!
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day.
Teach a man to deep-fry and he’ll enjoy that fish a whole lot more.
Christopher goes to the hairdressers:
Do you take walk-ins?
Sweet Anna,
Whisky-tongued lover,
Come numb my gums and save me from this
Toothache.
Newton Wonder, you’re the apple of my eye!
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