Meet the meteorological miracle, Abi,

Gale-force phenomenon, the

Whirlwind Wonder, sexy as thunder,

I’m under your spell,

Oh please tear me asunder!


And how my penchant for

Ponchos is a perfect match for you,

Dust Devil, devilish delight,

Oh! Sexy Satan,

Come sweep me off my




Tempestuous Temptress,

There’s one hundred knots on the

Beaufort scale, and a hundred more in my


Hurricane Hottie,

Please hurry, hurry, hurry,

And let me fall for your

Flurry of furious fun!