Deliciously devilish,

She’s the most pestiferous of

Lovers,

With an ever-everting, ever-expanding

Back catalogue of

Heartbreaking records.

 

Oh, so pleasantly, she,

Master deejay,

Sticks her needle in me –

One hundred and seventy-seven seconds of the most divine

Dizziness.

 

And I play it on repeat,

Until my eyes fall out.